OPERATION CLEAN COURTNEY'S HOUSE

OK THERE IS A NEW NATIONAL HOLIDAY I DOUBT ANYONE HAS HEARD ABOUT. IT'S "OPERATION CLEAN COURTNEY'S HOUSE DAY". NOW WE ALL KNOW THIS IS A JOINT EFFORT. THIS PROBLEM WILL NOT GO AWAY ON IT'S OWN. BELIEVE ME I HAVE TRIED TO MAKE IT BUT IT DOESN'T! IF WE ALL PITCH IN WE CAN ALL GET IT DONE IN 2 OK 3 MONTHS TOPS. DON'T BOTHER BRINGING CLEANING SUPPLIES I HAVE EVERYONE KNOWN TO MAN. (I JUST DON'T USE THEM) JUST SET UP A TIME THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU & COME ON OVER! I'LL EVEN FIX A GOOD MEAL. OK! OK! I'LL ORDER A GOOD MEAL.(I CAN'T COOK EITHER)PLEASE JOIN TOGETHER IN THIS IMPORTANT MISSION IF NOT FOR ME DO IT FOR MY 3 POOR CHILDREN WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THIS HOUSE SPOTLESS SINCE 1 WEEK AFTER WE MOVED IN!
OK I AM JUST KIDDING THIS WOULD ALL BE NICE RIGHT! HEY A GIRL CAN DREAM! HAVE A GREAT DAY & SAY A LITTLE PRAY FOR ME I AM GOING TO TACKLE THE DA DA DAAAA BATHROOM!!!